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Roadside Breast Check.
15:06 Feb 28 2005
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I was sitting on the bus on my way home today and i was looking out the window and we passed by a sign for a "Breast check centre".





And i was taken aback. I had an image of a woman driving along and reading billboards.



"Eat at Barns".....so she pulls in and gets some lunch



"Car wash".....she pulls in and washes her car



"Breast check centre".....she pulls in and.........





I have to say i was severely confused for about 15 minutes. I got over it though.





I wonder, is it coved by AA roadside assistance?

Ding ding ding
14:42 Feb 28 2005
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As i was walking home today i went passed my old primary school (elementary i think) and i had a flash of something that happened to me while i was there. For the first 2.5 years of your schooling life in Ireland you get to go home at the 2 o' clock bell, but after that you go home at the 3 o' clock bell. Well as i was walking passed the school today the 2 o' clock bell rang and a swarm of children ran out of the building, and i had the flash back.



The year was about 1989 and i was sitting in class when the 2 o' clock bell rang and i stood up and started packing all my stuff away and i went to walk out the door when i turned around and everyone was looking at me, this was the first day that we had to stay until 3 o'clock...





I hadn’t thought of that for years until today, funny how certain things trigger a memory like that.

Batman rocks a fat one, dream wise.
02:33 Feb 27 2005
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I had a kick ass dream last night, and again it was a batman dream. I was batman and I was up on a roof top and it was very dark and gothic but in a comic book style. It was raining and it was cold and suddenly cop cars screamed around the corner after a car being driven by the joker.



So I stood up on the ledge and jumped off, my cape billowing behind me as I fell and I shot out a line and swung across the city going under large iron works and over statues etc…



So when I got to this really old warehouse the cops had the building surrounded and I had to sneak in through the shadows. Once I was inside I saw that the joker had about 6 guys with him. I moved above them in the rafters and as one guy walked under me I dropped a line down around his neck and pulled him up into the roof with me and threw him out through the wall.



Next I dropped out of the roof and landed really quietly in some shadows and as a guard walked by I reached out of the shadows and pulled him in with me, I covered him with the cape and grabbed his arm and I broke it, then I pushed downwards and popped his shoulder, and the bones made a really deep wet sound as they broke, I left him in the shadows unconscious and tied up with 2 broken arms and a dislocated leg.



The last 4 guards were in the room with the joker when I found them, Again I was up above them and I was crouching on an old stone doorway and watching them as they were shooting at the cops. I jumped off the stone block and landed in the middle of the 4 guys. I then grabbed 4 little bat shaped blades in one hand and threw them at the guys,. Two blades hit one guy in the hand and in the eye, the other two blades hit another guy in the wrist and in the forearm. They both dropped to the ground screaming and I turned to the other two guys, One guy pointed a gun at me and I moved forward and brought my fist up under the gun and slammed him in the face 4 times in fast succession. Then as he fell back I bent his arm behind him so when he landed his elbow broke and as I crouched over him the other guy moved up behind me, I flung my cape into the air and he shot at me but the bullets only hit the cape and I kicked him in the ribs and I felt his ribs break, then I stood over him and twisted the cape around me and used the light from the windows to look really evil and I threatened him and told him to tell me where the joker had gone and he just pointed. So as I was walking out I stood on the side of his head knocking it against the stone floor and knocking him out.



As I moved through the building I could hear the joker laughing but I could also hear the cops coming in so I had to get to the joker fast to stop him killing any cops. SO I ran through this building and I came out on the roof and it looked like an old castle and it was still dark and raining and windy and the joker was about to fire a rocket into the sky. As I got to him the rocket fired and I grabbed him and thrust him into a stone pillar and I hit him with my elbows and fists for about a minute until he fell over and the cops came in. As the cops got there I jumped off the roof and again swung through the city, but I looked up at the rocket and I saw a blue streak (superman) going after the rocket and as he got to it exploded and it was just full of whiskey, then I smiled a really evil kind of smile because I had known the rocket was a fake and superman got blown up and covered in whiskey for no reason.

Oh the wonders of a college education
01:51 Feb 27 2005
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I cant think straight, i think i have a brain infection, and i cant stick my finger far enough up my nose to apply the cream.

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum.
17:06 Feb 26 2005
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Well two things in relation to other members of the site of rave.



First of all, im getting really tired of reading profiles that are trying to sound threatening, I mean how threatening can some words on a screen really be? Even when they are saying such hardcore things as,



*“Im me and I don’t care what anyone else says”



*“Im not her to kiss as, you say something I don’t like ill kill you”



*“Im a full Goth, anyone who says otherwise is a liar”



*“blah blah blah”







* Translation, im 14 years old and I want to sound tougher then I really am because at least online I don’t have to back it up. P.s. I also want you to like me but I don’t want to say it straight.







Secondly im tired of people bitching about things they have no idea about. Like a certain member who was suspended for unacceptable behaviour the other day, all of a sudden he had people saying he deserves a second chance and standing up for him when they didn’t even know what had happened to get him suspended in the first place. Then suddenly he gets suspended again this time by cancer and in public view and suddenly everyone is saying he shouldn’t have acted that way and oh how could you etc etc etc. When frankly what he had done the first time was a lot worse then what he had said on the forums. But suddenly he doesn’t deserve a second chance? OH SHOCK HORROR, people changed their minds about him simply because it happened in public.

And the lord said
16:53 Feb 24 2005
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"and lo, the baby jesus did say to joesph, you're a carpenter, go cut me some new windows, and bring me an ice cube and an eskimo, i need to cut this glass."

Old grey mare just aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be.
16:13 Feb 24 2005
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I have known for a long time that my mind is not what it once was. Im not saying im stupid, but I do think my I.Q. has taken a dip over the last few years.



For the last few years I’ve not really been what I had been before. It all started with a certain incident that really messed me up. All at once I was betrayed by my then girlfriend and my friends. Almost every person I trusted betrayed be all at once.



Now before this I had avoided being hurt by not feeling anything for anyone, then suddenly I meet a certain person and I decide to allow myself to feel something, take a risk, what’s the worst that could happen? Well needless to say that didn’t go too well and I got hurt, really hurt. Every day all I could think about was what had happened and eventually it started to effect my sleeping. So to avoid feeling the pain or thinking the thoughts I trained myself to just switch off. I could turn off all real thoughts in my head and just entertain myself inside my skull. This is the first time I have put these thoughts into words and im doing it now because today I was just thinking back over what my mind used to be like compared to what it is now and I think that somehow I effected certain abilities I had before I learned my new trick of brain standby.

Reqiuem
00:23 Feb 23 2005
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you suck





i also make an apperance in Requiem‘s journal

Success
23:59 Feb 22 2005
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Cancer has seen fit to include me in a journal entery.



click there for Cancer‘s Journal.

Well that explains that then.
16:07 Feb 22 2005
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You Are From the Moon

You can vibe with the steady rhythms of the Moon. You're in touch with your emotions and intuition. You possess a great, unmatched imagination - and an infinite memory. Ultra-sensitive, you feel at home anywhere (or with anyone). A total healer, you light the way in the dark for many.

Fooked up weather, or old man winter has gone senile
21:03 Feb 21 2005
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Today it snowed until about 3pm, then there was hail stones for an hour. Today was a very confusing day.



Well this morning the bus was late and then on the way into town he got lost, so i ended up getting into college after 10pm, and considering i was supposed to get the bus at 08:30 i was fairly pissed.



There is a housing estate we pass on the way to town and sometimes the bus goes in and sometimes he just goes past, well this bus was meant to go in and he passed it by mistake so this bitch starts shouting at the driver and we had to go to the near by shopping centre (mall) to let her off, and at that hour in the morning the traffic is bumper to bumper and that small change alone added half an hour to an already slow bus journey.



THEN, on the way home a different bus driver missed that stupid fucking housing estate again, i fucking hate that place at the best of times but instead of just getting off at the next stop the people bitched and moaned and the driver drove on for another 10 minutes to get to a round about AND HE TURNED BACK. SO then after we turn back we had to go through that fucking place -15 minutes. then after coming out the traffic on the way home had increased and added another 15 minutes to my journey all because a handful of people refused to walk an extra couple of feet. I really fucking hate those people and i hate that fucking place sigh, im so tired of this stupid fucking bus.

Yet more praise
21:13 Feb 20 2005
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From the thread of moreish.



Cancer (beloved owner, founder and down right great boinkable guy for giving this haven to us)



ElderDan (A sexy assed acquarius and partner in crime with Cancer)



Scarlett (The most devine creature with attitude on this place)



Daire (You will never meet a more wicked wit with attitude in your measly exsistance)



Melody (Our own heavenly creature with more sex appeal and va va va voom than Fabio!)

And of course

Moreish (The fondling, molesting one, that you lock up your husbands and wives from)

Praise from on high.
20:19 Feb 20 2005
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This is a direct Quote from Jasons journal....i had nothing to do with it.







"Carrot Cake Soup is like the taste of watching girls make out."



Even withough knowing what that line is all about, it's funny. And if you don't think so, I reccommend you NEVER talk to Daire. You won't understand a thing he says. He'll just confuse you or piss you off. I'll bet he'll laugh when he reads that line.

Times have changed.
02:58 Feb 20 2005
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I was standing at the bus stop the other day (strange how almost all my journal entries take place on or near a bus) and there was a group of 3 young girls. They cant have been over 14 but they talked like they were 40. That is to say mindless chit chat among middle aged women in tones, but the content of a conversation which would take place between a 2 year old and their favourite chair leg which they are currently testing for quality with their one free tooth.



Ok, anyway, the girls were standing around being loud and giggly and I had to stand there and listen to their mindless dribble for about 10 minutes. And in that time they mentioned several things that really spun my mind in strange directions.





One of these things was the fact that a 14 year old girl spent $65 on her nails. She is 14 what the fuck is she doing paying $65 to get her nails done, and where the fuck did she get $65. I never had $65 until i was 18. But the other girls in the group saw nothing wrong with this, they thought it was perfectly acceptable to pay that much for nails.



The second thing was that they were talking about what movie they wanted to see in the cinema, one of them said she had seen "Team America, world police" but she said she didnt like it because it was "Weird."



WEIRD? OF COURSE ITS WEIRD, ITS MEANT TO BE WEIRD.



As far as i can see this is one of the only films released lately that has something behind it, that isn’t just a machine tooled hollywood blog of poor writing and poor acting but rave reviews.





When i was there age i was still climbing trees and falling off my bike, why do kids suddenly become middle aged when they reach 13? I prefer the old world i lived in, im not a fan of modern society, im not a fan of today at all.

Faggots, fairies, queers, steers and queens.
23:43 Feb 18 2005
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I am so tired of seeing little 14 year old boys or girls making a huge deal out of being gay, you don’t see me walking around screaming im straight and I don’t care who knows it? Do we really need entire profiles dedicated to some little snots sexual preference?

Piss and vinegar
23:30 Feb 18 2005
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My nana (my mothers mother) is going to be turning 80 soon, and she was talking to me a few weeks ago about when she was younger and her and her friends would go to the local shop and buy 2p's (2 cents) worth of vinegar and run down an alley and drink it out of the bottle. And for her age she is extremely well preserved, she still walks into the city everyday to do shopping or get her hair cut or other such things and she goes abroad on holiday every other year.......maybe there is something in that old vinegar.

A book about a Junky in the presence of a Junky.
20:33 Feb 18 2005
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Today I was sitting on the bus coming home and i was reading "Naked Lunch" by William Burroughs, a book about drug addiction and the giant Aquatic Black Brazilian Centipede.



But i was sitting there reading my book, and a real live junky sat beside me and his first words to me were. "Fucking poxy book."



In reply to this i simply said "At Least i CAN read."



in response to this the junky ran his hand over the page blocking it from me, so i slapped his hand away.



He responded "Do that again and ill alskdjasdadnaa ass"



I couldn’t quite hear what he said him being a scumbag and a dubliner, not the easiest accent to catch at the best of times. So i simply said



"uh huh"



and i went back to reading,



what kind of world is it when a fucking junky complains that someone in close proximity to them is reading. Although i have to say i find it amusing that the book i was reading was about junkies and it drew the attention of a junky. Oh the Irony.

Dublin by night
00:19 Feb 18 2005
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I was walking through the city yet again today, this time it was around 8pm and I think i was one of only 5 people in the city that was Irish, everywhere i looked there was foreign people, no irish people in sight. Dublin can be a strange place by night,



I walked by a fellow irish person however she was some insane homeless busker person who was meant to be singing but in reality was just shouting at people,



she was shouting



"when I was a girl I said could be anything I wanted when i grew up"



which i thought was funny because she grew up to become a crazy homeless person, I wonder what she had planned on.

A dying breed.
17:52 Feb 16 2005
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Yet again today I was walking around the city trying to find a chalice and again I over heard some junkies talking, although this time it was less pleasant as both junkies had a pram and a baby. It was a couple fighting and the woman was shouting at the man in a really annoying junky accent and she was telling him that with the money "He" spends on heroin they could have redone their apartment twice, gone on holiday or bought a new TV etc etc etc.....



However later this same day I was talking to an old man who made chalices for churches and I asked if I could use one in a photoshoot, and he just wrapped one up and handed it to me and let me walk out the door with $400 worth or chalice, all he asked was that I keep my word and bring it back. So I am amazed to tell you there are still some good people left in this world, and he was one of them. Strange to think that he lives in the same area as the junky scum fighting about junk and money in front of two young children.

Got a spare horse?
00:44 Feb 15 2005
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SPELLCHECKER, MY KINGDOM FOR A SPELLCHECKER......





there an atempt at a cultured pun, although im not sure it qualifies as a pun, i suppose it would just be a bad joke with a cultured reference. But its still true.

Inflation hits the streets
15:27 Feb 14 2005
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Today I was walking along and I passed by a group of junkies and I heard them talking to their dealer and the dealer was complaining about his expenditures rising and he said and I quote.



"I'm going to have to bump some of my scores"



What sad times are these we live in when even drug dealers are having to raise their prices to avoid feeling the economic strain?

Confessions of an admin.
22:13 Feb 13 2005
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Im tired of people bitching to me when i do something that has to be done, If the admins didnt close or delete stupid forum posts this site would fall apart, you would be amazed at what doesnt last long enough to be seen by alot of people. If there were no admins there would be a whole lot of stuff on this site that either doesnt make sense or just doesnt belong here. If the admins left for a week trust me you would be begging them to come back, so in ending im just going to say stop bitching when an admin does something that is written in the rules and explained in the FAQ of the website.

A song by a shark for a man.
01:22 Feb 13 2005
Times Read: 1,369

--- On 18:03:27 - Jan 22 2005 - EldarDaniel wrote ---



ROTFLMAO





--- On 17:59:13 - Jan 22 2005 - Daire wrote ---



*ode to dan, by jaws.





dan dan





dan dan





dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan



dan dan dan

RNB bus ride
10:46 Feb 10 2005
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Today I was on my way into college and there was a girl from my school sitting in front of me, and she was one of the dumbest people I ever knew. But that’s beside the point, what this is about is what she was doing. She was listening to a walkman but i could hear every damn thing she could, why cant personal walkmans remain personal, not everyone on the damn bus wants to hear some bitch warble about how much she loves her man and then in the next song say how much of an ass he is and then in the next song bitch about him leaving her. And every second word is yeah or ohhh and it is always warbled and stretched out so it lasts about 15 seconds, how can an entire generation suddenly change its music preference and listen to all the same stuff??? 10 years ago i don’t think i heard any rnb and now its all i can hear, what the hell happened?

Bullseye baggins.
20:33 Feb 09 2005
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I am watching the Lord of the Rings, and i know frodo was written as a happy go lucky, non violent character, but somehow E. Wood manages to take every hit taken by frodo and turn it into some sort of homo-erotic moment.



I also like my new name for frodo, "Bullseye Baggins" i think it suits him rather well.

The city of Sin
00:08 Feb 08 2005
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To any comic book fans that read this, i am ordering you to go and look at the trailer found at this address.





http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/sin_city.html





It appears they are making a movie of Frank Millers, Sin City, and from what i saw in the trailer it is word for word and scene for scene from the books. I hope its as good as it looks now.

Daire says...
01:16 Feb 07 2005
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If you blink the government can find you.



Dentists steal your soul, that’s why you need open so wide.



Pain is a message from god telling you to try harder



Monkeys make the best coasters



If you lick fat people you get a wish



Hairy fish taste better



If you add jam to any household explosive you can make a tasty treat for the kids



If your face bleeds you arent using enough sandpaper





When you sneeze the orgasm bit of your brain goes,

"NO you cant have an orgasm"

then the sneeze says

"pleeeeeeeeease"

then the brain says

"oh ok here have 10% of one"

Fooking hostile
01:21 Feb 06 2005
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I am in a very strange mood at the moment. I either need to get out more or stay in more, im sure that something triggered this internal examination of my mental state. Im tired of the way things are, im tired of seeing bullshit politics on television followed instants later by poorly scripted canned laughter infested tripe. There is very little on television these days that has anything to it, and every time I find something that I can actually watch without wanting to put my head through the wall is always changed or cancelled. And i know there are things out there which are worth while and i know they are not on television, but frankly i cant find the inclination to get up and go to any of these things because as soon as i step outside my door i am confronted by all of the things that make me despise the age i live in. Don’t get me wrong i like computers, i like DVDs and i have very little bad things to say about technology in general, BUT i do have a problem with modern society, i cant go anywhere or do anything without getting advertisements shoved in my face for any product you can imagine, i cant look at any public place without seeing broken glass and beer cans left there by some mentally stunted youth who thinks getting drunk is the highlight of any evening, and its gotten to the point that i cant go anywhere without having to listen to small minded people talking about their small minded petty problems over their brand new mobile phone, there is nowhere i can go to get away from conversations i don’t want to hear or people i don’t want to see. I have no idea how to finish this in anyway that will make sense of it or will convince you the reader who ever you may be that i am not just a whiney little bitch, so im just going to leave it as is and let you think about the world you live in yourself.